I've counted at least half a dozen examples in these comments of "I don't know anything about him, but..."

Probably not the people playing murder or violence simulators, but I'm sure there is a niche group of people or they wouldn't make them at all, but I'm sure there is a little cross over.

WHOA, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE BUDDY

Oh really. What a coincidence.

No no, the line is "LIVE WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO COME".

"Come with me over under and sideways if you want to go on a magic carpet ride."

Come with me if you want to be back!

Maybe not... but hopefully you can see that he makes the perfect Celery Man:

I . . . I didn't even realize that women going to college was something you could be mad about anymore.

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

I actually think the most important castings will be in who they get to voice the Tachikomas. I think that will make or break the movie.

Dang it, beat me to it.

Sadly, my first thought on seeing that is "OMG! The lead exposure is THROUGH THE ROOF!"

I think its smart enough to sense a magnetic ring that has been duct taped to your anus to indicate a non chargeable orifice.

Just make sure you don't bend over to pick up the key fob you accidentally dropped on the floor...

Mine doesn't have the spirally part... should I be worried?

Well, now I know what I should have got my wife for Christmas. D'oh!

More like three-fifths, am I right?