Key piece of missing information: She’s from the Future!

Rad.

Well.

Stop trying to save me pls, thankyou.

This is why when I come across wildlife, I put a plastic bag over my foot and kick it until it goes on it’s way.

The last time I heard of this “human scent” (on bunnies) myth it was thoroughly debunked. But yes, humans need to fucking stop interfering with wild life. There are people who call the police because an animal is eating another animal. I seriously don’t understand how removed some people can be.

The Wonder is his penis.

Of course it means that I now have no clue how Superman showed up to save Lois in the opening scene unless he always hovers within his range of her. Which is another kind of creepy all together... and, no. I’m letting this particular plothole go.)

There are people probably diddling themselves to you thinking of them diddling themselves.

Actually, this is David Bowie’s life force spreading back out into the universe.

If they really did it today, they should call them Bowie Waves.

“I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.”

seems appropriate, as the character, when first seen, is so very very reminiscent of Nausicaa (in a good way)

and in other action figure news......................

Sith You Think You Can Dance?

Kind of like another force user with a few weeks experience wielding the force and a lightsaber taking on one of the most powerful force-wielders in history and holding his own for some time through a trap laid for him. We see Rey knows how to fight with a quarterstaff several times earlier in the film and she’s…

Rey uses it like she uses her staff, and Finn uses it like you'd use one of those clubs. Seems legit to me.

Likewise Poe is an amazing pilot that kicks ass and never dies...

Now they just need to add the chemical to change that water color.

Dude! This calls for the never-ending pizza, man!! Rock on!!