Actually, it’s pointing right to it. All I can think is FRONT PRIVATES FRONT PRIVATES.

The eighties had it down.

This just reminded me, a few days ago I was wearing a low cut v-neck and a little kid pointed at me and said in shock, “You have a chest butt!”

Cleavage is also a focus, particularly not showing any. “When I’m doing V-necks, I want that placement perfect so you can lean over and you don’t have wardrobe malfunctions,” she said. “I don’t like when you show everything.”

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

Jaimie Oliver was the Naked Chef, Paula. He didn't need any front private coverage.

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

Except that I thought Cap’s argument was the only one that made sense. “It’s the U.N., not the World Security Council, or SHIELD, or Hydra.” But what is the U.N., but another group of people with an agenda?

I heard it was 99% high fructose corn syrup and 1% distressed biological entities discovered by a secret cabal of rich and powerful men, engaged in a conspiracy with the aliens that orignally inhabited earth and want to recolonize with earth born super soldiers, while simultaneously making a vaccine against the…

I was always weirded out by him telling her if she goes out there she should fight... i thought the line should have been “if you stay here, fine, but if you go out there, you avenge”

I’m not sure what the “fruit filling” is actually made out of. I’m guessing something that oozed out of a meteorite the Hostess corporation found in the Arctic back in the ‘50s.

I freaking love those horrific little cherry pies.

Oh. My. Zod. This is brilliant.

“So he’s less of a dick than Dr. Manhattan then.”

Seems a little like ‘God here we go again with the damn super robots and aliens...’

Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye is quickly becoming one of my favorite Avengers. He’s just so down-to-earth about all of the weird shit he has to deal with.

Yeah, but he has great taste in sugary snack foods.

Everyone is less of a dick than Doc Manhattan. Who did at least put clothes on for national TV, but then he scared the shit out of everyone anyway.... never mind.

INDUBITABLY!

That conversation alone is all the indication I need. Both sides of the argument laid out fairly by intelligent adults of good faith who simply disagree on the right course.