I dye too! But what’s weird to me is that I’ll have like half an inch of root (like right now) yet I’ll have many many silver hairs sticking out of the top of my head that are five to six inches long. What is that about?

Many hobbies are things people usually do alone(model building, reading, art). Boardgaming is lucky enough to have human interaction most of the time, but why is the fact you can still do the thing you love, even if you have no one else to play with at the time, depressing?

This is great service journalism for lonely people out there.

I give you Woman NOT Working At A Computer Because She Is Calling The 24-Hr Help Line, ca. 1995:

The “Oh Hell No” trifecta, as it were.

You beat me to this.

Cox locked herself out of her car and walked to a nearby gas station to phone her boyfriend to bring her a spare; the police wouldn’t allow her to make a long-distance call from the station.

It’s a damn character, people. I’m shocked that this crowd is so oblivious and thinks it’s a genuine personality.

Dreams can be interesting if they can be summarized in five sentences or less, though. Like, sure, I’m interested to hear that you dreamed that your boss became a zombie and you had to kill him and for some reason your third grade rival became your sidekick. That sounds like an interesting dream and I don’t mind that…

My husband is a chef and had a line cook who would come in to work every day and loudly talk about his child’s potty training struggles to anyone who would listen and my husband was like, “STOP IT WE ARE WORKING WITH FOOD I DON”T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KID POOPING.”

I had a dream that I had to take Gary Busey to the dentist but he was convinced that it was actually a vet’s office and he kept asking everyone there if his balls were in danger.

Your vegan diet and crossfit regimen and the fact that you use a diva cup.

I love how they have a gorgeous model with flowing hair, feminine clothing and clunky jewelry so we know that she didn’t have to get her vagina removed before using the computer.

I’d like to formally add “details of your child’s potty training struggles” to that list

Four: Father John Misty

There are three things no one wants to hear about, no matter how politely they may listen:

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Oh sure, but if he wanted to grab the President, it’s not like a bunch of wacky supercriminals could have stopped him. (Not that using said criminals to protect the POTUS is such a great idea to begin with.)