Habitat for Huge Manatees.

Right. Like she could ever get a toaster. Conceited much, Grandma?

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

Thank you hun^^

I hope for future puppies’ sake that he remains forever puppyless. If he could shoot a little girl down in cold blood because she laughed at him, imagine what he’d do to a puppy who crapped on the rug.

Oh screw off. I am a woman, supposedly average (5/10) and I’ve been asked out *once.* I’ve never been hit on, and I got maybe a message a month when I did online dating.... and I sent out at least 2 messages a day.

For the record, this is me:

Louis CK does a great bit about this in his “Oh My God” special. He talks about how insane it is that women continue to date men at all, because men are “the number one thing that happens to women”. I’m paraphrasing, but he wraps it up like “Imagine if the only thing you could date was part lion and part bear. And you…

Sadly, not in our lifetime. I’ve also seen this variation, which is also true:

You may enjoy this which I ran across the other day.

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Vape Pens: They Go Great With A Fedora!

If we took the guns, tanks, and riot gear away from the police - or heavily restricted their use - those seeking petty authority and violence would have to look elsewhere. Personally, I’d like to see the role of cop become that of community mediator. Step into an intense situation and calm everyone down with words and…

I almost wish someone would make it a movie, it’s a terrifying true story. And I’m sick of trying to talk friends out of juice cleanses and imaginary toxins!!!! Like, yeah, I own a couple of replica wands from Harry Potter, and I know the names of spells. I don’t think they’re real or can do anything. You know what…

Who ARE you? That is BEST way to live when you’re 40 and can afford to do it. I have no love for weed but the rest of it sounds good.

Please. Woman here who is proud to work in the comic industry. Take you snobbery and go read a graphic novel because you’re severely misinformed about who should be reading comics, and at what age you should stop. Here’s a hint, it’s the same age you should give up on reading. Perhaps you’ve already done that and…

which is a terrible way to live when you are in your 40s