Nope. In my department the old single professors have nothing to go home to but a bottle of scotch. And the longer they talk the longer I am stuck in Friday afternoon traffic.

It is one of the most perverse and universal of life’s dark mysteries.

OMG. So true. What the hell. Why does Professor So and So need to tell us what he thinks about EVERYTHING? Why does Professor Must Share Now need to regale us with things we have already discussed for the fourth time?!?

But once you get everyone in the same room no one will shut up.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

When the story begins with “Tanner, Chase, Sage, and Hunter” it’s not going to end well.

There is precedent. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

I would leap at the opportunity to serve on a jury if a parent was charged with assault in a case like this; as long as they stopped just short of murdering the bastards, they would walk.

Tech had this guy for what, 6 months? Whatever fucked him up isn’t on them. They are quite right to protect the rest of their student body from a child murderer.

realize it’s an old meme - (and not really on point) -
still for some reason want to say:
“Look at this f*cking Juggalo”

That was one of the creepiest and nastiest comments I’ve ever heard. Thank everything that I’ve never put so much as a dime into his pocket.

Hey Kanye ^

What's disgusting about that? I don't get it. It's easily the least offensive thing in the ad.

OH MY GODDDD.

I’d like them better if she wore a size that fits her.

That whole episode still pisses me off years later. I don’t know if there’s a better example of how the right’s commitment to “small government” and complaints about “government overreach” are complete nonsense. They’re quite happy to ignore all sorts of boundaries in pursuit of their sacred cows. The behavior of some…

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

Let’s just redefine it and say hard sci fi must involve at least one erect penis or dildo. Problem solved!

I still believe the hell out of her.

I thought the same thing when the National Enquirer broke the story about John Edwards’ infidelity in the midst of his run for the Presidency. I guess a broken clock really is right once in a while.