Humble repenting would actually be a good thing; I think we should call this repent-bragging.

Like a twisted Family Circus cartoon. The mom is cleaning pus out of the childrens' eyes...

Is it bad that my first though was "War Machine deserves gonorrhea? But Rhodey seems like a pretty decent guy!"

So, short answer, this is 2014's answer to 1994's Fantastic Four?

I sincerely hope he ends up spending the rest of his life finding Jesus. In prison.

The real War Machine is very disappointed in this asshole.

When I get out things will be so different for me.

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

The ones dying now are the ones who didn't get as much fame and fortune, and didn't know the consequences. To not have sympathy for these people is incredibly heartless.

I gotta agree with these guys. Dorsett knew that there was a good chance of knee and other joint problems later in life due to playing football in the 70s and 80s. He knew that there was a chance he would suffer a spinal injury. If he was complaining about those issues you would have a case.

To have a real choice, it must an informed choice. Tony Dorsett played in the 70's and 80's. He didn't agree to die for your entertainment.

What offends me is the anti-vax people are apparently saying they would rather their children be dead than get autism. That's a very hateful message.

I love how the reporter tried to field that one sensitively. It's not even considered a real derm disease in medical circles, but rather a delusional parasitosis that people have nicknamed and then spread around on the internet. It's a mental disorder as best can be told, associated with skin problems from picking and…

Look, he's just as good a scientist as Archer is a secret agent.

Andrew Wakefield

Well if Coulter declared him her "Man of the Year," we know two things:

I only have one problem with this story: Chris Evans is not in his Captain America costume. They should go around in costume together.

"a man who literally whored out himself..."

or Buckaroo Banzai.

Which one?