I don't even have a uterus and that was the thing that reached out and slapped me. Steam cleaning your uterus sounds like a posh euphemism for abortion.

All of these issues (and more!) can be avoided by never going anywhere near this or anything like it.

Ah if only there was a way, maybe once a month, the body could cleanse the uterus... might as well just steam it!

I also thought that "cleansing one's uterus" = "menstruation". Which I can do for free, thankyavurrymuch.

Yeah— I thought the whole reason God created cotton underwear was to AVOID steaming up our happy zones, because hot & damp makes the yeast beasties wake up. (Yes, those are the scientific terms.)

yes. Thankfully yes.

A vagina massage? Yes, please.

I swear, I identify more with this cat each day I am alive.

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

I you're that bothered by sex in media you should cancel your fucking cable and crawl into a hole.

Has Bruce actually come out and said he's transitioning? I'm looking for something other than a tabloid as a source. Because here's the thing - usually, if you are transitioning, you've been actively living as your gender-identity for a quite a while. Its not something that surgeons just up and swap out for you...…

Psst! That's not immaculate conception. What you're looking for is virgin birth.

Dear Bros,

I saw those tights and they immediately made me think of this:

Benepict Bomberbatch

Batch is becoming a professional photo bomber

Looks like he's got Anakin's and Qui Gon Jin's lightsabers hooked on his belt. That's awesome.

Oh Ewan

I'll take the Ewan one. After all, these things are for looking, not acting or for playing, and I'll look at Ewan at any stage in his life over and over again - very, very happily. Mmmmm...