I don't even have a uterus and that was the thing that reached out and slapped me. Steam cleaning your uterus sounds like a posh euphemism for abortion.

All of these issues (and more!) can be avoided by never going anywhere near this or anything like it.

Ah if only there was a way, maybe once a month, the body could cleanse the uterus... might as well just steam it!

Yeah, basically every cast member denied it. Karl Urban actually said he was Gary Mitchell. Which I think was just him indicating that he knows more about Star Trek then the entire writing and production staff.

I was feeling bad about it until Simon Pegg told anyone who didn't like the film can 'Fuck off'. Which are…

I also thought that "cleansing one's uterus" = "menstruation". Which I can do for free, thankyavurrymuch.

Yeah— I thought the whole reason God created cotton underwear was to AVOID steaming up our happy zones, because hot & damp makes the yeast beasties wake up. (Yes, those are the scientific terms.)

yes. Thankfully yes.

A vagina massage? Yes, please.

I swear, I identify more with this cat each day I am alive.

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

I you're that bothered by sex in media you should cancel your fucking cable and crawl into a hole.

I remember, even as a kid, predicting the death of Dumbledore as soon as Rowling announced she was going to kill someone in the new book. In my mind it made logical sense, as Voldemort feared him this would escalate the stakes of the story. Getting 'Snape Killed Dumbledore'd' didn't really phase me, it made me excited…

Has Bruce actually come out and said he's transitioning? I'm looking for something other than a tabloid as a source. Because here's the thing - usually, if you are transitioning, you've been actively living as your gender-identity for a quite a while. Its not something that surgeons just up and swap out for you...…

Psst! That's not immaculate conception. What you're looking for is virgin birth.

Dear Bros,

Matt's TARDIS interior set took over Torchwood's Hub. David's set used to be on the same stage, so Barrowman famously quipped:

I saw those tights and they immediately made me think of this:

So... I guess Lady Liberty facing to the right on that coin is kind of interesting. Conspiracy theories about the death of freedom, go go!

Batch is becoming a professional photo bomber