I’m so old, I remember when safety pins were fresh and cool.

I think she had been caring for his mother for a long time. When his mother passed away, she had no reason to stay.

Nice teeth!

His novelty ohmygodi’monsomuchdrugs wore off very quickly for me!

I figured you did, since I saw it even with ads blocked - very appropriate!

Please don't insult pugs like that.

Here’s one:

A guy I knew in the 80s who went to catholic school as a kid said it was common knowledge that certain priests and brothers should be avoided. I was actually surprised when it finally got into the news in Boston, because I thought everyone already knew about it.

Drew Barrymore. Previous to her first rehab.

If you can vomit or pee right away, better yet. As badly as they want to fight you, they want to avoid getting that on them more.

It looks like Con-Tact Paper.

Wow, those are actually pretty mild! Go check out some video game reviews, those guys could teach these Jeep commenters whole new vocabularies. 😊

They aren't botched; it looks like they did a reasonably good job on them.

He’s been dessicating before our eyes for years. He's like one of those natural mummies they find in the desert.

Yep. Definitely a leather muppet.

My preferred president is Not Trump. At this point, I’m not absolutely crazy about either of the Not Trump candidates, but at least they’re Not Trump.

Thus, it won’t change any Truther minds.

Better yet, Stevie Wonder isn't blind.

This is how everyone who has a bipolar person in their life HOPES they would be handled.