So very, very yes.

And he’s adorkable!

I had lousy respiratory issues for a while, they kind of crept up on me. I figured it was a virus so I didn’t go to the doctor until I was having trouble standing up. My regular doctor wasn’t there so I saw one of the guys in the clinic. He took my vitals and WENT WHITE. He sent me to the emergency room, and I was in…

I love my standard Taco Bell drive through order: Two bean burritos, no onions!

I don't get why, if her hair is naturally curly, she hasn't had a picture taken with it in its natural state in 35 YEARS. (Because why would you show off THAT picture if you had literally ANY other one?)

People with straight hair want curly hair; people with curly hair want straight hair.

Think how having a bald child must have messed with him.

A kid I knew was absolutely mystified when his boss’s wife referred to his boss as “you old Guinea”. “Why’d she call him a tiny chicken?”

My ex is a large man, and in the 20 years we were together I never saw him swim.

Here’s one way:

A lot of these websites will have a Clearance page. That is my first stop. 😊

I’m really happy with Jessica London and Woman Within right now. I had to exchange a couple of things (too large!), and all I had to do was peel the packing label off the invoice, put the clothes back in the package, put on the label and tape it up! Not all judgy like Amazon (BUT WHY do you want to return it?).

And My Little Unicorns as party favors!

I love late bloomers. They don’t take it for granted like the pretty-from-birth do.

That’s OK. More for the rest of us.

Love that slow smile in the last one.

I had it open in another tab, so here's the link:

Who would THINK to make that detail up? It’s so specific and so weird and so creepy. There would be hundreds of gross acts you would use before you came up with THAT.

I want a Deadpool themed wedding.

I find that very helpful, too. I can't carry a book around wherever I go, but I can read forever on this little creature. :-)