I’d generalize down to “your diet”.

What brand?!

My family all started graying in our early 20s, and we all dye! My hair is now about 80% “primer.” :-)

What school district were you in and when did you graduate?! I graduated in 1979 in Florida and went to a gifted program!!!!

I hope they feel awful about it. Enough to have changed their policy.

Well, if you're alone - maybe you always are, or maybe your fabulous gang of friends are out of town - you might as well do something fun. Beats lying on the couch weeping.

Yeah, I thought that was just a tad bit over the top.

My mother went into labor while watching a cheesy horror movie with my dad and his buddies. She was trying to signal to my dad, so the guys wouldn't know what was going on!

Reverse skunk?

That must be why some women still have periods the first couple of months.

So, the second baby came at 29 weeks - that’s still pretty early, right? Would she need to be in the NICU, or is that usually good to go? (I figured I’d ask the expert - I know very little about babies!)

My mom’s doctor ADVISED her to smoke during her pregnancies, because low birth weight babies are easier to deliver! (Yes, this was the early 60s, how did you guess?)

The age of consent in France is 15, which makes it technically legal (but still super creepy).

He looks like he got dressed in the dark from what was on the floor.

This is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

And fighting crime!!!

Well, he USED to be big. I guess it’s hard to adjust to being a has-been.

Seriously! I thought it was a picture of a little girl!

She wanted to make him feel better about being a less-than-adequate representation.

Not while my mom and sister are still there... But, yes, I grew up in Florida and lived there till I was 30. I used to think I hated my life, but when I moved, I realized I just hated life THERE.