My bff sent me a card that says “I love you more than Amazon Prime.” :-)

My bff sent me a card that says “I love you more than Amazon Prime.” :-)

That shirt probably looked great on the hanger, but it looks weird on.

Now for happier times! Look at these two little angels, Corwyn (gray tabby) and Daffyd (orange tabby).

Here are Mirah and Calvin. He raised her as a pug, which made for a very special kitty! They had their own language, and greeted each other in both dog and cat ways.

And make for hilarious awkwardness with their parents later!

My immediate reaction to the pictures: I could do that!

Good question! My sister is a fan...

Who gets punished for the huge percentage of zygotes that die somewhere between conception and birth, often without the woman even realizing she was pregnant? There's a mass murderer in need of punishment!

My nephew is famous in the family for having said, soon after his little brother arrived, “Now let’s take the baby’s head off!” I think he was three or four at the time.

Love the sheer joyful goofiness!

My dad DID, and that put me off having any desire to try it. Who wants to be like dumb ol’ dad?

That’s basically the life I live now (except for the location) and I love it!

I went for an interview dress last month, and the selection was awful.

What did she say?

Hyzagi’s main gripe is that he says Elle essentially rewrote his interview with assistance from Adrian Joffe, Kawakubo’s husband and Comme co-owner

I'm not; I've never even fucked her once!

Sorry, I got distracted.

I thought seeing Donald Trump on the internet was punishment enough.

HOLY CRAP. You know, you can get nice realistic cast skulls on Amazon. You don't have to keep some family from finding out what happened to their kid.

I was very impressed when I visited the anthropological museum in Vancouver that they had removed a LOT of sacred items and grave goods that used to be displayed.