Queen Victoria got married in a white dress, and everyone wanted to be like her. Before that, a wedding dress in western culture was just whatever pretty dress you liked - not even necessarily new.

One of the best!

Fuck. This is a couple of blocks from me. The poor woman.

But he needs to be near his gym that he has a membership to!

Real Hawkguy is a zillion times cooler than Mr. Renner.

He's just holding it for him, right?

I wish Dr Bronner’s would make at least some of their soap without hemp oil. I used to love their peppermint soap, but now I'm allergic.

What's an anti parent blog?

Sprinkle it on the carpet to kill fleas!

Fun?

The next time I feel awkward like that, I’m going to think “I’m just like John Goodman!” And that'll make me feel a lot better.

Conservative Political Action Committee

Same here. I’ve had people express surprise when they find out I’m a vegeterian, because I never mention it. Going on and on about what one does or does not eat is for kids.

Who on earth COULD be in charge of Bjork except Bjork herself?

I’ve known people like that, who are reasonable and competent in every way, unless the fact* that they are actually an elf comes up. And I’ve known them for ten years, and it’s come up once.

Having a prank war with Loki.

My mother and my sister love it, so I'm going to have to DL it. They're the ones who insisted I watch this weird new show called The X-Files.

Exactly! I demand my unicorn carnage!