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I literally didn’t know it existed until I saw this post.

...and if he DID have a nephew, I very much doubt he would be Catholic! XD

I like flowers and plants, but I live in a small flat with two large kitties, one of whom eats EVERYTHING (I have to keep bread in the fridge or he tears open the bag and nibbles on a few slices). I need to find something that isn't poisonous, but isn't tasty either!

How would someone know if they're chronically dehydrated? I tend to forget all about drinking anything.

People with cancer get called “survivors” too. I don’t think anybody needs a monopoly on the term.

Thanks! Now I’m going to HAVE to find another context to use it in!

Eh, “in bad taste” doesn’t mean “filing a Title IX complaint is a good way to react to it”.

A speculum should never be used as a grading tool.

IoM = 3 legs IN A THONG!!!

With Handbasket as a middle name?

I am SO delighted I'm past menopause, for that very reason (well, that and the mess).

I guess now he can upgrade to “Fuckin Joe”!

Ugh - aside from the rest, those inch-deep pockets, perfect for phone and wallet to fall out of!!!

Not everyone WANTS children. They may not be planning on kids, and they're afraid to tell you in case you get upset.

Offering a stuffed giraffe for $11,000 doesn't necessarily mean selling one.

Supposedly he was hiding out in his trailer for sex, and wasn’t around when he was needed on set.

You’ve given me something to think about, thanks.

My problem wasn’t the kid thing. It was that Bruce and Natasha had no chemistry. Great friends, teammates who have each others’ backs no matter what, yes. Love? I’m not seeing it.

They had no chemistry at all. I can buy them as friends, as great close friends who have each others’ backs, but romantically? No.

I’m not convinced he’s dead. I’m waiting for the Blu-Ray alternate ending.