I’m dying to know what the alternate ending is!

I loved that Quicksilver.

Not EVEN commenting on anything else here, but...

I wouldn’t let either of them near a dog, EVER.

What's your eBay name?

I feel bad for him. I wonder if clothing chafes it.

Everybody's somebody's fetish!

My pug did that. He was like a little cow.

I was in the hospital for a couple of weeks with pneumonia, and my then-husband was watching my pug. When I got home, he had pooped in the living room, and there was a teddy bear leg in it.

There are also groups with names that sound very similar to a well-known charity, but are NOT that group - not only are they just grabbing cash, but people often think they’ve contributed to the legit charity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitiou…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitiou…

Could be they simply want to live in Japan - I know a UK musician who’s lived there for ages and loves it - and that's the job they're able to get.

Speaking of shit, I’ve seen corn-based CAT LITTER.

And besides CORN? This person is obsessed with corn for some reason.

Why the corn obsession? There is GMO rice, soybeans, tomatoes, etc.

I’m sure there were plenty of asses on hand.

Benadryl puts people to sleep - makes sense that the same effect would relieve anxiety.

I really wish I had access to this stuff.

Nobody ever tells you to just “snap out of” leukemia.