One of my favorite (unfortunately named) bands, the Ass Ponys, has a very moving song about her.

I wouldn’t brag about it if I slept with him NOW, but I would if I had back in the day.

So, this is like an e-meter for a penis? And just as valid?

I watched "Dead Ringers" the day before my pap test, back in the day. XD

This is so interesting - the places I go only ever have one person working on my hair - wash, cut, color, dry, etc. I do give them 20%.

What's a BB cream?

Maybe I could get some advice here.

Thanks - a lot more helpful for states where the cost of living varies based on which side of the state you're in.

Any chance you could be somewhere on the autism spectrum?

I felt bad because (from nerves) I was jet-propelled all day - now I'm happy I didn't shart!

This should be a commercial for Shout Wipes! I'm going to get some when I go shopping just to have in my purse!

I love that I am STILL getting stars and replies to this post. I should get in-grayed y’all!

Remind him that if he sits, he can play with his phone the whole time! :-)

Whatever you do, don't fill it and put in the freezer to get cold. A friend did that with mine and it shattered!

My ex-inlaws (outlaws?) put their initials on the plastic water bottles they were using, and refilled them all day. They had great tap water.

I wonder if there's a problem in your pipes somewhere? Water should NOT taste moldy!

Nobody ever says.

For adults, how about five years the first time, fifteen for repeat offenses.

What about birth control pills? They fixed my acne like magic.