"Mongoloid" is an old name for Down's Syndrome. So, you're defending yourself against being called a racist by saying you were just calling someone a "retard" - well done!

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

It's an old term for a person with Down's syndrome - so pretty much the same thing as insulting someone by calling them a "retard".

Mascara makes my eyelashes smear up my glasses. :-P

I'm a mutant - cilantro tastes like dish detergent to me. Guess I won't be dipping into Jack's guacamole! XD

Yep - it tastes just like dish detergent to me. I am a mutant! XD

Or a waxing salon?

I don't remember anything in the Bible about bragging endlessly in the passive voice while "repenting"...

The passive voice. I HATE THE PASSIVE VOICE.

The best part is the series of paintings by William Hogarth illustrating it!

Well, THAT's disappointing - just generic "drink some juice" type stuff, no pituitary-specific rituals!

And there is no way this cleanses one's uterus. Even if your vagina were hanging 0pen without the help of a speculum, your cervix would keep the steam or mist or whatever the hell it is out of your uterus. Thankfully.

Thanks - it actually was genuine.

I thought you had to drink to be in a sorority.

Me too? I actually get stars and replies and stuff...