And his son, too, unless he stands trial for siding with his mother in what must have been the messiest divorce of all time.

I picture WangGuard as an angel with a penis-shaped flaming sword.

And he's not even in the US.

Ooh, look at all the fancy extra punctuation he has on his name! In the US that would mean he's a Sovereign Citizen - do they have that in Australia?

He's apparently from Australia (fighting the Illuminati from someplace in exile) - not sure who (if anyone) has jurisdiction over him, and God only knows what kind of laws they have about this stuff. I'm delighted that we in the US aren't responsible for him.

And he will send WangGuard after any intruders! I picture WangGuard as an angel with a penis-shaped flaming sword.

And the whole "guvment" thing. I thought that was just a U.S. thing; I guess we culturally-imperial-ized it over there.

Not to mention the reference to something called WanGuard, which I picture as an angel with a penis-shaped flaming sword.

Never mind that - LOVE the puggy head tilt GIF!

WHY DID I GO LOOK. :-(

My dad was a scary alcoholic up until I moved out at 23, with the result that alcohol appeals to me about as much as urine. Plus, he "secretly" smoked pot, which gave me massive panic attacks when I smelt it (therapists have since theorized that it was some kind of chemical reaction). I've had a phobic reaction to the…

That's the best part of being 53 - EVERYBODY HAS GIVEN UP! Especially me!

Was that MEANT to be scary? That was scary!

I wonder what would have happened if only one or two of her kids were "entitled" but the other one knuckled under? Would they all suffer, or would it be a parade of joy for the "good" one?

Really? Lots of people don't watch Woody Allen movies anymore after hearing about Dylan.

That reminds me - I remember hearing that mumps in adult men can cause sterility. Does anybody know if that's true?

Poor guy.

He forgives HIMSELF, and that's what really matters.

It's so hard, not being able to explain to them what's going on.