Your knowing people with kids there definitely trumps my being freaked out by Wikipedia.

Oh! I thought you meant ECT - that's legitimately therapeutic.

ECT - electro convulsive therapy - is definitely a treatment that can be very helpful.

ECT - electro convulsive therapy - is definitely a treatment that can be very helpful.

Is there a treatment for it, or do you just have to wait for it to go away? I hate to think of a dog (or any animal or person for that matter) having to suffer through that.

Even if you're not pregnant, a doctor needs to investigate what's going on with your uterus to make you swell up - could be fibroids, which need to be treated. My mom had one the size of a grapefruit - if she hadn't been in her 60s she would have believed she was pregnant.

Did the guinea pigs help?

"I meant to do that!"

I'm impressed he was able to spell 69.

You don't mention one of my favorite things - each kid is issued a weapon for the fight. The weapons are pretty damn random. One kid gets a sword, one kid gets a crossbow, one kid gets... a frying pan. XD

Ha! I wonder if we rented the same DVD you did!

Blimp? That looks more like a pool toy.

Gorillas have itty bitty penises. It would probably still ruin your day, though.

Cape Buffalo kills more than 200 people per year, and will stalk a hunter and turn the tables on him.

They are known for their magical powers.

Chimps are MUCH more aggressive than gorillas, though. It's almost unheard of for a gorilla to kill a person. They are not predators or carnivores.

He needs all KINDS of rules printed on a laminated card... So he can keep out of jail.

Eeeeh! Kitty!!!!!

Poor Chris Brown, stuck in jail and his ex-girlfriend didn't just pine away, all by herself, like a good ex-girlfriend should.

I don't think those relatives are going to get any better at acknowledging gifts, since it's working for them so far! I think I'd send smaller/cheaper gifts, delivered by UPS or some other method that can notify you when they're delivered. I love this about Amazon - they text me when stuff is shipped, when it's handed…