Yes. They need some help MOVING THE FUCK OUT so they are no longer in danger of being "provoked".

I'd say: People, don't hit people. Although I guess hitting people is in these guys' job description, so that complicates things.

The difference is, I can watch Jackass without having to be in a room with them. XD

People put their real names on their fake IDs? That seems ill-advised.

She's got a pillow with a pug on it!

Now I'm glad my parents wouldn't buy me pointy boots!

Or I guess their mother might read it and ground them...

I feel bad for him - what the hell kind of shoes was he wearing that warped his feet like that from dancing on stage? His feet look like bound feet from the olden days of China.

I hope he means it as a compliment!!!

I feel you. I was apparently cute-ish for a couple of weeks when I was 35. Before that? After that? Not so much.

I like my anthropomorphized objects to have *enjoyable, fun sex.*

The little phones and things don't look very happy about being plugged in.

Be glad it's not a squirrel.

But why do they all look so unhappy about it?

Can't see 'em if you can't spell 'em!

Looking forward to reading it.

Is that the only .gif you've got? Boooooooring!

Unless she posted his or her real name, it's NOT public!

Lots of medications - particularly SSRIs - can kill libido.

She posted it anonymously, though!