Well, she posted it anonymously, so it's not like anyone knows it's him.

Well, we now know for certain that teacher has never seen a horse penis.

Bought with US taxpayer money, yes, but the US taxpayers aren't the ones who decide to buy bombs with it. That's our government.

To an extent - the US government doesn't want to go over there, but they're still happy to send lots of military aid to one side. (My tax dollars at work!)

Or you can take a quiz!

My ex made butter by accident: he whipped some cream for too long.

Or she avoids doctors, has no prenatal care, and gives birth at home - another disaster.

Which is pretty fucking scary, and leads to a lot of kids with permanent brain damage (and some dead ones too).

Depends on what kind. There are nurse midwives with 4+ year degrees, and they generally do consider themselves medical professionals. Then there are licensed practical midwives, who need only an apprenticeship and a few weeks of classes. THOSE are NOT medical professionals.

Which is pretty bad.

I remember once reading about someone's penis resembling a baby carrot...

It's sad how many guys are missing out.

Whereas when a marriage ends or seems to be faltering, it makes for LESS emotional damage?

That's your ideal, good for you that you're sticking with it. But as an adult, surely you understand that not everyone has the same ideals as you do.

Well, aren't you nice!

What's that last one from?

I'll admit I have zero interest in sports - but this guy? DAMN. I'd hit it.

The military, or porn?

Who's up before noon on Sunday?

The goofball culture?