I would have been diagnosed 50 years ago, but I had to wait 'til relatively recently. I still identify as weird, though. ;-)

They haven't used mercury in years.

They haven't used mercury in years.

My ex and I never had any problem with each others' celebrity crushes. We agreed on Tilda Swinton.

Couldn't you have them give you cash for the fucking? Then you could spend it on whatever you needed.

They should include alcohol - maybe not "any alcohol = fail" but more like "more than whatever is a reasonable amount = fail." And "fail" (for either drugs or alcohol) shouldn't mean "you're out!", but good help and advice on quitting and lots of chances to get it right.

I have a couple of chronic medical conditions, and I am *constantly* having urine tests. The ones I take when I start a new work contract are just a drop in the bucket as far as I'm concerned. Pass me the cup, I wanna get paid! XD

This is probably a dumb question, but how do I find out what class I am?

A friend of mine insisted that anything on Google Images is in the public domain.

I loved it!

This is the kind of throne my pug would have schemed for! XD

...and of course, half of those 8 women who seem to have no financial problem are ALSO thinking "oh shit this is a fortune!"

Here, have my Greenies Throne that I spent hours on Photoshop making the other day...

I remember seeing signs for Catherine's Stout Shop back in the 70s - now they're just Catherine's.

per se

Little-known fact: there is a wormhole connecting the two Titusvilles. It only takes about ten minutes to walk from one's downtown to the other.

#NotAllPiss-Babies

PISS-BABY POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!

They are adorable together.

Just WAIT til my next wedding. My train will be COVERED in infants and severely inbred pugs.