When my nephew was very small, he organized all the cans in my mother's pantry by color, in spectrum order. :-)

"STOLE HIS LIFE"?! That's just horribly offensive all by itself.

Me too!

Yikes! I did not know that!

Anyone asking for a very specific amount of money for gas or a transit ticket ("I need $7.20 to get the bus to visit my dying uncle") - this scam is as old as dirt.

I cross to avoid Deadheads!

Urine in a squirt gun

... Whereas I look at you and see someone whose comments always include a link that's totally irrelevant to the story, or even the word you're linking from. Spam much?

Hey, I went to Florida public schools - Hillsborough County schools, in fact! And they sucked absolute ass. Thank god I'm out of that flat, steaming wasteland.

They've been a thing since the 50s, I think..,

Thanks! :-) It's my favorite troll. (The one in the picture, that is.)

No no - that's the rapist/batterer's rationale. EVERYBODY does it the way he does, is what he's thinking, and telling his victim.

And EVERYONE does it. You're just the only who complains about it.

If their Hulk is this sweet, what would their Bruce be like???

His defense: "sluts love Ambien!"

I wonder if they think it's normal because it's what THEY do? They need to tell themselves that - it's very rare for a person to think of themselves as the villain.

Yes! I was just thinking of memento mori pictures. Of course, they didn't usually leave the mouth hanging open, since they were trying for a lifelike appearance.

Zombie Supreme