I'm naming it Zombie Supreme.

AIM FOR THE HEAD

Is "vacant stare with mouth hanging open" the new look?

Pure adorability.

These articles really bring the trolls out.

This is some kind of special stomping yoga she does? Eeesh.

People who are especially enlightened rarely tell you they are, though.

I think she was talking about how someone would be certified in reiki, including a weekend class in a place that hosts things like that. I know a lot of churches have meeting rooms that they let groups meet in (like AA).

"No, thank you" often works.

For #1 - she can tell him (truthfully!) that she's engaged.

I hadn't heard of "mature" clubs. Is that really a thing?

I think part of this is that a lot of men don't have a lot of experience in saying those three magic words: "No, thank you."

Good for you!

Ugh! That same asshole! He needs to be put away.

I feel very lucky to have known them. :-)

I once volunteered to go get some more ice - and just went home.

Did you get any tips?

Reptiles represent!

All their tanks and t-shirts have "great for layering!" on the rack signs - because you HAVE TO LAYER THEM. Ugh, I hate that!