I am sure he has a manager and an agent who negotiate salaries and roles for him. He is at the point where he pays people to do that so he doesn’t have to waste the energy on it. Why are you ragging on him?

Here is how this plays out in a court of law. “I was driving along listening to some George Jones on the radio on a road with a double yellow so i know there was little chance of a vehicle coming up and passing me. I was keeping an eye on the SUV behind me and the oncoming traffic. The next thing i know there is a…

i hate people who don’t play with their toys.

Am i the only one who has noticed the decline in learning to catch and throw? Bicycle riding is another basic skill being ignored.

Did he then start singing “Ace of Spades”? #Lemmy

I want to work there.

Mustach: “The Challenger” One minor problem with the video, there are no Challengers in it:

Can we just make a list of things we can make fun of? It will be easier that way.

If your (2015) offensive coordinator called a run up the middle every first down you’d be mad too.

I have more of a problem with the dudes who walk up to the rack, grab their weights and start doing their curls right there blocking the rest of the rack.

XC90: I have had been in a Volvo Dealership (Weston, FLA) twice in the last month. Our sales rep’s desk was right behind the floor model of the new XC90. There was a steady stream of customers asking when the hybrid would be available. I know they sold at least 3 of them when i was there last Saturday.

And you wonder why Iowa doesn’t have a profession football team.

Every greeting card should just say “Jesus Christ” in them because that’s what I am going to say when i turn it over and see the price.

Alligator Alley from Naples to Westin. Almost 100 miles of straight, flat, 4 lane highway with a huge grass divider.

Good luck with your plan to correct the internet, may it bring you endless minutes of enjoyment.

I speak English very well thank you, I didn’t realize i was being graded while typing snarky replies.

The gator should have went after the guy shooting in portrait mode! It’s 2015 when will people learn?

Which one did The Transporter drive? That one.

I learned all i need to know from Sam Kinnison....lick the alphabet!

Am I the only one on Dan’s side here? He didn’t want to do it, no amount of bitching or pouting would change his mind. He is a hero a hero-artist who is not in it for just the money. I just got back from Universal Studio’s and I wish there were more tattoo artists out there saying No.