This:

I for one can not wait for a time when these are the norm and not the exception.

Not alot of diversity on the Garland SWAT team.

Inglorious Bastards over the Dirty Dozen?

Inglorious Bastards over Kelly's Heroes?

You would think Val would have heard enough Van Halen to last her a life time. Although i guess that is her son up there impersonating Michael Anthony.

a wise man once said that if you purchase a donkey for 5 cents you probably got a jackass that wasn't worth a nickel.

did anyone notice they spelled dog incorrectly?

Why is Oprah in movies?

i think i love her now.

As a Bucs fan i can breathe a sigh of relief. McCown was the first in a long series of bad decisions made by Lovie Smith in 2014. I am scared to see what happens in 2015.

IED

My gods, look at those feet.

Can we start calling the others Minus-sized models? Please?

How long before they implement Automated Only lanes?

couldn't he just have a Snickers?

Things i hate to see at professional sporting events. Men in Suits standing on the sidelines. What did they just come from the office? Are the going to court directly after?

Here are mine:

you forgot: Star Whores!

Did you hear about the golfer who was stung by a bee between the first & second holes?