10 votes so far and someone already gave this pile a NP? Must be the dentist that wouldn't recommend Trident gum.

I feel at least partly responsible for ruining your night Matt. But if it is any consolation, this was pretty damn hilarious. I dunno about your taco theory though...because it really does depend on your distribution channel. 4 tacos at your local NYC tacoria, you are o.k. 4 tacos at Taco Bell...you are rolling the…

God damn I miss going to the coffee shop and loitering all day for a buck five. These days, though. Man. Buck five won't even get you a smile, much less a cheeseburger.

No only a pistol is required, but the top mounted machine gun does get you access to the HOV lane (or anywhere really).

You know what isn't free?

Like Rennsportv12 below points out, it's a matter of rules and not a matter of needing to do so to win. Actually, I remember once when Audi was competing in the Swedish Touring Car Championship with the only AWD car on the grid, and getting a huge advantage from this. I believe that they have changed the rules since.

I come here to read about trucks and cars (Jalop) and comment now and again. Thanks to you to statesmen I get treated to this political horseshit. Come on, put a fucking lid on the political discourse. Any political conversation is about as fun as jerking off with sand paper.

I've never used the pick up service, but my experience with Enterprise is that if you reserve in advance, you're in and out pretty quick. I think I've only rented from Enterprise for the last 20 years. When I'm traveling, I'm renting an appliance. Even rented a Prius once, because we were doing a lot of in-city…

I'd rather see it driven and crashed (and thankfully repaired in this case) than ever left to sit in a warehouse somewhere.

Most expensive Orlove ever

Just a scratch, these have been rebuilt from far worse.

CHRYSLER

Avis

I've got two reasons.

Hertz. Do I need another reason?