Truly a daunting challenge, given the U.S. Market's hostility towards Crossovers.

Yeah, something like that, but the platform still lives on under the Explorer, Taurus, Flex, Edge, MKT, MKS, MKX....

No, that's a perfectly normal thought, only problem is that you could just get this:

It doesnt look terrible in that sharp yellow and I am sure they chose the most visible color so that it would attract the most attention..Though I wish they went with one of their darker ones like the deep grey in the video.

Mazda 5 with a stick. The least "I gave up" minivan ever.

My dad had a Chevy Lumina APV. It was God-awful. He also bought a first-year Chevy Citation, and the Lumina is right up there in the "bad car decision" category.

My guess is this:

Wow. I'm amazed. This new Sedona is easily the best-looking minivan on the market now. Nicely done.

Question: why is something that's neither mini or a van called a minivan?

Has to be on the list, the transit van with the XJ220 motor.

Maybe this is too logical...but why not take a PR oriented 1 year minimum deal with the plan to start 25 games? He only needs a dozen wins for 700...he could do that in 25 games and be a decent backup and retire as a Devil...I have to assume the PR win of 700 wins in a Devil's uniform and low salary would be enough to…

"sympathy contract from the Devils"

You're right, because he was drunk and on drugs. Which is an action that led to killing people and a decision he made that should have consequences. Discounted "rehab" is not a consequence.

I'll defend (though not vehemently) continuing to have the story on Jalopnik even though it has diverged from a driving catastrophe to a justice catastrophe.

CORRECTION: He had a BAC of 0.24.....

He simply pays some one to do it for him.

Right. And Al Qaeda is the name of the band she hired, which is not to be confused with the similarly-named terrorist organization.

I personally don't find this to be very funny. The security issues in our airports is bad enough without people playing "pranks" like this. Her intent was to imply a threat regardless of how carefully worded the tweet was. That threat fake or real should was irresponsible. I hope the airline really does report her…

It's not her parents she should be worried about, the FBI could easily effectively end her life anyway. Felony charge at 14 = being tried as an adult and doing 25 years for making terroristic threats. I wouldn't agree with it, but it's possible.

Rejoice! America doesn't corner the market on vapid teens, Sarah is from Europe.