But you do seem to have a firm grasp on “jankiest”

Looks like Sweden to me!

This, this, THIS!!! Yes, people, it’s... Ethics!!! Employed by a real person, in a real job, from someone who has now worked at both ends of the “information/news spectrum:” Jeep engineer <<<>>> Jeep journalist.

First word of advice: don’t buy anything Mopar, because Mr. Regular will just start following you all around eastern Pennsylvania.

*Turns to page 2.

If you pick the Miata: Turn to Page 2

If you pick the 124 Spider: Turn to Page 38

Even the dog is confused looking

Actually, as a tech for a regional hospital that doubles as part of the on-call rotation, there's been days (and nights) where I would have died for this. As on-call, I basically run everything top-down from servers to network to frontline support during the on-call windows. If I'm responsible for a systems upgrade…

Strange color choice... white and gold.

I like the people recommending Eclipses and 3000GTs. Unmolested Eclipse GSXs are rarer than hen's teeth, and a 3000GT without a host of electrical gremlins is even rarer.

A 1998 or 1999 F Body is the obvious choice. 350 hp and wood burning stove levels of reliability.

Hopefully the EPA doesn't adopt the EU test, which is to accelerate the car so slowly the turbo never spools, then measure how much fuel was burned.