Nomex jacket required

Softy McSoftface

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

When you sell every one you offer, you’re not overvaluing anything.

My original comment got buried somewhere but if you look at the photo from a distance it could very easily be mistaken for a gourmet chocolate fudge cake... just missing the caramel ganache

This is the first time Jalopnik has made me genuinely hungry

Maybe the earth hates the hummer just as badly. Which doesn’t sound far fetched.

“Aerodynamic drag increases at the cube of velocity.”

Umm, v^3 to be specific.

Sorry. No. I’m going to go against the grain here and say I think the proportions are all wrong. Long snout and stunted greenhouse make this seem like a cartoon car. I get Jalopnik loves Mazda, and they have some very cool looking cars currently, but these concepts, and the rotary concept, had really uneasy…

Time to start pinching my pennies!

Who are you and what have you done with Kristen?

White Walkers?

Anybody voting NP has never sat or driven one of these things. It’s the height of GM Malaise-era junk...

Keyless entry, just slip on through if you are skinny.

Please tell me the headers are all the same length.

I can’t explain it - they make me have dirty thoughts.

Fancy Kristen,

If you used their older system of sizing nomenclature, you’d have Grande-ports on the full-size, Tall-ports on the mid-size, and Short-ports on the compacts.

I wouldn’t mind ventiports that lit up with the ignition timing. Would be perfect to find a non firing coil and looks cool at night :)