Keyless entry, just slip on through if you are skinny.

Please tell me the headers are all the same length.

I can’t explain it - they make me have dirty thoughts.

Fancy Kristen,

If you used their older system of sizing nomenclature, you’d have Grande-ports on the full-size, Tall-ports on the mid-size, and Short-ports on the compacts.

Thank... thank you sir. Henceforth I shall always refer to a Buick’s portholes as “glory holes.” Forever.

NSFW. But if you’re working on a Saturday night... Meh, who cares?

I wouldn’t mind ventiports that lit up with the ignition timing. Would be perfect to find a non firing coil and looks cool at night :)

Someone I know once referred to that as the “European model” vs the “North American” model so I’m not so sure....

Just came back from Italy and saw a Sandero and kinda lost my shit. My girlfriend had no idea why I was so excited to see a crappy little car from Romania.

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

Yeah, and if you hate it enough to return it before 60 days is up, your salesman gets a $1,000 Bonus.

That’s actually fine with me.

Skip the middleman and strap one of these on the roof.

Geothermal generator and drill.

Well of course he used Indian-head nickels. The reverse of that coin depicts a buffalo. How else would you celebrate the bisontennial?

Nah, looks like an EX, so it should have power seat.

Peak Organic IPA or anything Dogfish Head. Having had the chance to meet Sam Calagione, you should support those dudes!

“Regular thing”? What am I, hourly?

Hah there was no bubble there! But a guy can dream, right? Didnt the internet say that Einstein once said “reach for the moon and if you fail you fall in the stars” or some shit? Lol