Wait, what? The windows are 50% of the vertical area? Do you live in a different dimension or something? They’re 30-35% at best. The door panel is easily twice the height of the window.

https://www.hemmings.com/classifieds/cars-for-sale/citroen/2cv/1832137.html#&gid=1&pid=2

Ran when parked.

CP at $6.

Can always count on Torch. This is far more interesting than the latest “OMG OUR CAR DOES 60 MPH BEFORE YOU EVEN GET IN IT” penis-measuring crap that the auto industry has become.

. Nope. Nope. Nopenopenope.

Isn’t the Bushmaster a 25mm?

This is pure art.

Definitely in my holy trinity of automakers...Morgan, Citroen, and Tatra.

Nah, that’s how you get that Buick whateveritscalled thing. To get the Rodius you hand a pencil to a blind person, vaguely describe a terrible accident you saw once, and have them draw it. Then, of course, put it into production.

We reached out to Marci for further comment after the article was published. She gave us the following exclusive quote:

So incredibly glad both guys are OK. This is the absolute scariest kind of impact, that little Citroen deserves a George Cross or something.

Scion xB.

This, a thousand times.

Ford already thought of that on the Focus RS.

Solution: Stop selling this stupid shit and tell people that if they’re going to drive, they’re going to DRIVE. If you can’t be bothered to do that you don’t deserve a car.

They drive like that even if they had just rolled off the factory floor.

“everyone will be happy i reckon”

I put my fingers in my ears and went “LALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU” all the way through reading that.

Don’t know what the prices are...but reliable, different, and roomy?