Don’t you dare associate the Citroen name with that bubble of despair and abandoned hopes.

How do you feel about this?

I sure won’t judge. If I had my way I’d have a vast collection evenly split between Morgan 3 Wheelers and 2CVs.

That Lada from this morning, because capitalist semi never smash Lada.

Too many new cars inspired by

Why is the decimal key broken on so many keyboards? This is a NP at $99.99.

It kind of looks like a humpback Model 3.

Maybe those marketing assholes at Tesla need to stop misrepresenting the system, then.

Not even if it was free. It wouldn’t be worth the time it would take to go pick it up from 3 blocks over.

AHHHHHHHHHH my visual cortexes

I am perfectly happy with my CVT equipped Sentra as a daily driver.

I didn’t understand any of this article because it wasn’t in a unique enough font.

Let’s just delete every font that isn’t Arial from the world. It’s the only way to save humanity.

Why are the headlights on the back of that Elio instead of the front?

He also doesn’t have the bat speed to catch up to major league pitching.

It’s a car from the worst decade of cars ever (with few exceptions the 1990s suck all around), but for 600 bucks...hell, even if you just need a new shooting car this one won’t even need payments.

But in Jalopnikworld on a Toyota it’s horrible, but if it’s in the Model 3 it’s just fine, all part of the integrated design of the car.

It’s a bummer, because I like the 9-3 but would be scared to buy one not knowing a complete history. I found a few that were really affordable but that issue scared me away when it was time to replace my old Volvo. I guess it’ll have to happen when I can actually afford the risk of a car that needs extended downtime.

Ah, gotcha. Wasn’t sure which engine that was- just know when I was researching cars a while back several Saabs got de-listed because of that problem.

Hell no. It’s not even a real Saab, it’s a turbocharged Chevy Beretta with a Saab valve cover. :p What a dark time for a company that used to be cool. And isn’t this the engine that basically turns oil into thick, sticky tar that slowly fills the bottom end until everything explodes?