And of not having the build quality of an 8th grade science project.

Tungsten Bitchstarium alloy.

Wow, I didn’t even know they made a Chrysler 300 in that shade of silver.

Didn’t even have to go past the headline, because it didn’t say

The Z3/Z4 are the only BMWs I have any desire to own whatsoever, and this one is priced where I’d expect- but I still voted CP because it would cost 3 grand or more including labor/time to make it back into what it should be at that price. Correctly sized wheels and tires and returning the suspension to stock (or at…

I was being largely facetious.

A perfect summation of human relationships in photo form. It’s uplifting.

I’m right in the sweet spot for these age-wise and I wouldn’t have one either. They’re fugly as hell, and if you get close to one you see why they cost less than the competition- looks like GM isn’t even trying, at least on the few I’ve seen around here.

Leather hats and polo shirts or GTFO.

“it’ll have manual roll-down windows”

No early 90s Nissan is worth 5 figures. I don’t care if it’s a one-of-one special edition whatever, it’s still a nearly 30 year old car from a time when Nissan was, for the most part, building things out of the same metal as a cheap backyard grill. (I worked at a Nissan dealer in the early 90s, and they were...crap,…

Dang it. I was expecting “sharks can’t ski”.

Yeti can’t swim. Back to you.

Maybe not a complete secret since The Grand Tour was here, but...

Too much focus on penis in these comments. And I just added to it. What is this, Jezelopnik?

Kat Dennings is the best part of everything.

Yes! Reading material!

If you take I-70 this time through, stop in Fruita. Grab a pizza at The Hot Tomato, then walk a block (with the pizza, of course) to the Copper Club and have an F-Town Amber or 18 Road IPA with the pizza. You’ll thank me later.

Just need a Plus 8 for the rainy days. Or an old vintage 3 wheeler with the folding top :D

If you have an in at the company, Kurt- tell them we need a rally version. Inspirational photo: