The only thing less sleek than this:

You hit on why I’ll never personally NP something for it’s potential future value. I don’t want an investment, I want something I would use and enjoy looking at, owning, AND driving. Not 1 or 2 of those, but all 3.

The GTA is the only Alfa that has ever interested me even the tiniest bit, and this cobbled together ugly mess hasn’t changed that.

That’s also a good possibility. I make it 50-50.

You spotted the rusted Civic with the springs completely cut away and a Pep Boys wing.

Pretty reliable if, just like the 2.8 that preceeded it, you don’t mind it leaking oil from every possible place oil can leak from. I’ve had 4 of them in my lifetime (3 2.8s and a 3.4) and all of them just POURED oil out of the valve covers and rear mains, starting when they were 4-5 years old. The all ran, granted-…

Man: “Found us a new vehicle on the Internet!”
Wife: “Great! What is it?”
M: “Well...guess. It has a snowplow on the front.”
W: “An F350!”
M: “Nope. Hint 2- it’s painted like the General Lee.”
W: “A....Charger with a plow on it?”

Why is that the majority of these types of letters come from the functionally illiterate? It can’t be that over half of the country falls into that description...or can it?

I’m right there with you. The front is fine, it looks good- but in those rear 3/4 views, it just looks atrocious. Bland as hell and what appear to be piano casters for wheels back there.

Does the Hoffman even have a back window?

Still can’t beat the Nissan Ken and Barbie ads, but the Goldberg one WAS awesome.

Only way this is useful at all is if it lets you order a Toyota or Lexus from it.

Completely ruined what was never a good car, but was a pretty good looking car. It looks terrible as a drop top. And I bet it handles far worse than even the original hardtop did.

Just copy this as a track. There are your passing opportunities, look at all those braking zones!

Unpopular opinion time- Rob calls this ugly, but it’s not as ugly as that Audi yesterday.

Will they please offer a Gaia trim level with paint that’s light green in spring, dark green in summer, orange in autumn, and brown in the winter?

A rusty, rough looking 30 year old car for $3K.

Oh yeah. That’s bad...ass.

Nah, not alone. A full-on race engine at high RPM is pretty nice, but that damn crossplane crank burble burble faaaaaaart just sounds like it’s in need of a tune up. I agree with you. But we are a minority.

It’s a Hemi(sphere)!