The Jalopnik Internet is a hidden part. All the webpages are brown. You have to manually load every element of the page, and the headers are longer than the normal internet.

You are correct. Don’t try to work and Kinja.

You look and the first thought is “that shouldn’t be” but then something kicks in and the next thought is “it’s glorious”.

Great. Now I want a lowered Thing.

Maybe they should be more concerned about the people who would be viewing their ads. The ones why lay half on/half off the couch with a beer in each hand during the national anthem before every game. While cursing about someone on the screen kneeling.

Very good news just in case the flatbed gets into an accident.

It looks like someone took every bad automotive thing about the 1980s and put it in one car. It looks like an Audi 5000 that ate too much pie. Just looking at that interior makes me want to shower. Twice. You can almost hear the oil dripping on the ground from looking at the pictures.

Wish I’d gotten a picture of my local unicorn. Saw a Volvo Amazon sitting on the side of the road for sale the other day. Now it’s gone :(

Exactly.

Isn’t that the truth? Any decent job pays 100K?

You’d only have to change one letter in the logo, though. Out with FCA, in with FKA.

Oh cool a lifted Civic Type R.

So what we have is an $800-1000 car that someone else put the wrong engine in, with no documentation. No clue where the engine came from or how many miles are on it. Doesn’t look like it was cared for too well, either.

Bring on the righteous indignation and full on Jalop doublethink.

Denver isn’t bad, I grew up there...I just like making fun of the populated side of the state.

True enough. There are about 100,000 too many already. I actually saw another car on 141 south of Gateway a while back!

Everything east of Silverthorne is hell. Move to the correct side of the state :)

That looks more like the plastic packaging a watch from Walmart comes in.

Yep, on the first gen. I think it was 2007 when they straightened them out- oddly enough, the crosseyed one is more in demand.

A Morgan Aero 8 GTN.