No Geo Metro ever made was, is, or will be worth $6000, unless it came with $6500 in cash in the trunk.

I don’t care what it makes me or makes people think of me, I love this thing.

This would never happen at Wil Wheaton University.

Yeah, NO ONE bought them. It makes me sad, because they are glorious in a very Citroen way.

This still doesn’t allow me to easily own and operate a C6, so my response is appropriately tempered.

Good news! The Dacia Sandero is....something something.

That former-MR2-now-pole-wrapper from this morning’s post is better looking than a Charger.

It was a chartered bus, full of employees at HPD. They were just looking for someone to buy their Formula 1 engine.

I don’t know what it is, honestly, other than a glorious mess.

I would say this truck is far less silly than a lot of cars. A Corvette, a GT350R, Veyron, 918, on and on. Simply because of the far that (at least where I live) there is miles and miles of the terrain it’s designed to be used on, where it can be used as intended.

Somehow I expected this to be the “after” photo

Next year they will introduce the Slimfast Poundsoff points, which will reward extra points to the driver who loses the most water weight during the race.

I was thinking that also. That’s brutally fast, right?

Maybe when they get into a Red Bull-like spat with Renault, they’ll rebadge the engine as a Napier.

2018 TORO ROSSO-HONDA TEST MULE SPOTTED

I was happy all along :)

If by “gracefully aging supermodel” you mean a Chevy Beretta with a bedpan glued to the grille, you are 100% right.

“EVERYTHING WORKS”

Appreciate the vote, but I don’t think it’s in the cards.

I’m pretty sure it stabilizes the electrical system, generates fuel from Grandma’s cookies, and then signs you up for a reverse mortgage.