Sausage...that’s exactly what I think of when I see that woman. She’s packed into the most unflattering clothes imaginable, she looks uncomfortable, miserable and very, very strange.

So OK, elsewhere online I saw a picture of Caitlyn Jenner, presumably taken at or before this event, and she was wearing what could best be described as rags. She looked like a busted barfly who just tripped and fell in a bottle-strewn alley after being kicked out after closing time. Am I to assume she was wearing one…

That’s pretty funny. The device you used to broadcast that pithy thought? It exists thanks to decades and decades of research and experimentation by scientists of all stripes. If they’d all thought like you, you’d be writing a letter to the editor of the local newspaper with a quill dipped in ink, you know. It’s such…