Sausage...that’s exactly what I think of when I see that woman. She’s packed into the most unflattering clothes imaginable, she looks uncomfortable, miserable and very, very strange.

So OK, elsewhere online I saw a picture of Caitlyn Jenner, presumably taken at or before this event, and she was wearing what could best be described as rags. She looked like a busted barfly who just tripped and fell in a bottle-strewn alley after being kicked out after closing time. Am I to assume she was wearing one…