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Props to your son for not giggling like a maniac when he saw the bewbs.

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This is clearly natural and normal.

My boobs were melancholy last week so I bazooka-d a school bus.

Apologize in advance.

Wow...that is DEEP. Might be the heaviest thing outside of the death of Mr. Hooper.

That’s pretty damned healthy. Cheers (with a boxed wine vintage, natch).

That’s so funny!! Apparently Kenny Loggins is making a comeback in my life. I’m currently binge watching Playing House and there’s a whole Kenny Loggins thing.

I’m so sorry that happened to you, and I’m so very glad that you had your brother and Mr. Rogers to support and validate you.

;) I am always down to clown!

I’ll just wait for you to die of tetanus after you scrape your hand on the rust.

I just couldn’t get over what they put themselves through to steal a roll of stamps.

if Mueller will subpoena her as part of the investigation.

I’m sorry about your traumatic brain injury.

I saw it before the Spacey revelations. It sucked then, too.

Is it too much to ask that the writers for a women-themed blog not to conflate “vagina” and “vulva”?