Wang dang sweet poontang!

The image of Pete Rose fucking someone IS gross. Can you imagine what that ogre looks like naked?

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

Ah yes, it reminds me of that old proverb about footprints on the beach.

My bathroom reminds me of dumping.

I almost spit out my covfefe with that one.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

“Freeze obliged her request to be paddled rather than sit in detention...”

I didn’t realize the ESPN budget situation was so bad they had to resort to knockoffs.

When he throws it back to the studio, will he use his classic phrase, “Jac off”?

NFL player here. You are spot on about the impotence of the union. Dom touched on it briefly at the end of his article, but the real crux of the union is the wealth disparity between “stars” and the journeymen. Because of this growing disparity, neither class of player has an incentive to strike. The stars want to…

It’s Jay Cutler, right? All those angry Bears fans see what they have to work with now and are hoping that by buying a bunch of Cutler jerseys it will convince management to bring him back.

Here’s Florida law on second-degree murder. Had he survived he would have been charged with it under the depraved indifference sub-definition: The unlawful killing of a human being, when perpetrated by any act imminently dangerous to another and evincing a depraved mind regardless of human life, although without any pr…

Murder does not require premeditation (first-degree murder does). If you act with depraved indifference, it can constitute second-degree murder. The fateful boat excursion, where Fernandez was piloting a speeding boat while drunk and on cocaine, was just that.

Those guys were All-Stars and borderline HOFers! How about:

But on a night when the team celebrated the life of Fernández, the team’s star pitcher who died in a boat crash last fall, murdered two friends while recklessly driving a boat drunk and high on cocaine

So are you ready to argue? Cause we can do that. The pay gap doesn’t exist. Google, Audi and many other companies have stated it as such. The fact that you have different pay with people at this firm doesn’t tell you much. How long have they been in that position, do they have yearly wage increases, can they ask for…

It’s surprising to me that companies are willing to pay a 20% premium for male workers. If I ran a business I’d only hire women.