+1, or +2 ... it Depends.

Romoerotic asphyixiation

Bortles/Tannehill

We’ll all be telling our grandkids where we were when Dallas won that one game in November that one season.

Westbrook, because I have a death wish.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

Be more dramatic, you can't.

The Panthers are America’s greatest 9-1 team and despite their one loss, they’re playing great. One Nation! One Team! One Loss!

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

Small point: He doesn’t get beaten by the first step. He just gives him baseline at an angle where he’s too far from the basket to score and LeBron figured he could smother any pass attempt.

I don’t know if I would describe that as LeBron beating beat by his first step. His stance was pretty open, and it looked like he was pushing him towards the baseline.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

I once walked into a smoke shop in Miami a couple years ago with my friend from college who lived there. Jason Williams was at the counter buying blunt wraps. I nudged my friend with a *holy shit* look on my face and he and the attendee told me after Mr. Williams had left that this was an incredibly normal thing. He…

No, this is different.

“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”

*puts foot in mouth anyway*

I really hate for you to learn this way...but your boyfriend is gay and I've been fucking him for years.

There’s nothing worse than a lame dad who doesn’t think he’s lame. Mike Greenberg is a great lame dad because he knows he’s lame. I bet he subscribes to Consumer Report and constantly complains about the gutters at his house, all while wearing Saucony running shoes. Cris Carter is the opposite. He feels obligated to…