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My roommate was drunk and threw up into the passenger side window, he was unable to roll it down in time. The puke ran down the window and got into the inside of the door. That car stunk for months. I was tempted to replace the door. Does that count as a spill?

You forgot Wolfboro, NH

Who’s the fat guy with the club?

She forgot to add “5 packs a day”.

Seconded

Steve Bannon looks like a crumpet slathered with special sauce.

Steve Bannon looks like an overripe canker on Shelia Moffett’s undercarriage.

Yeah, mug bait

Fanny pack?? I’d rather pack money in my fanny than wear one of those!

Copy that

Does Steve Bannon shower?

#flarednostrilbanshee