I know this is cute little tongue in cheek Xbox hate, which is what the cool guys do I’m told, but this also presumes people only play exclusives, which is dumb.

You... uh.... might want to brush up on the graph reading...

You look at the graph, the yellow bar is longer than the blue. Just look at it. Then come back down to your comment. Then look at the graph again. Repeat until you understand.

If your clicks mean I don’t have to go out and get a bullshit job, I’ll care about you like a motherfucker.

Here’s the thing with PewDiePie - he spent the vast majority of his “career” pissing off people and appealing to a crowd of juveniles.

It’s the popular hipster thing to say this episode sucked. Wooden acting? Anderson and Duchovny played the characters exactly the same way they’ve always played them. In many ways it felt like the show never left. Aside from the contemporary cell phones and nods to current politics, it felt EXACTLY like an episode of…

Because it is en vogue to hate on everything these days is the most likely answer.

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.