Linguists and linguistic methods don't care about the concerns of the British or anyone else. You are wrong from a linguistic standard, apparently because you have some sort of grudge against the British.

I was a disaffected 14 year old when Heathers came around in 1988. It was a critical-period imprinting event, to use the psychomological terminology (and I am a phd-waving psychomologician).

To be fair, it's hard to justify Demogorgon if the baby only has one head.

Ba‘al Zəbûb?

Anything with Winona Ryder in it is better than Alien 3.

No, English is still closer to Frisian, Dutch, and German (all West Germanic) than to Scandinavian languages (north Germanic or French (Romance).

Dutch has sing-song vowel pronunciation interrupted by a throat blockage.

I don't need no baby name books to know that Tequila is a great name for my little stripper-in-training.

Unfortunately, Trump was extremely popular among Republicans of all types - really poor, middle-class, rich, mega-rich, I-got-private-islands-to-give-away-as-party-favors rich, I-will-consume-your-planet-and-move-on-to-my-next-meal rich…

No, but Henry Rex Angliae, Haeres et Regens Franciae, et Dominus Hiberniae was rather popular.

Like Dracula?

hopefully Hortense is a goner. had an aunt named Hortense. she's a goner.

Pedant Man would like you to know that the "Ye" thingy is an erroneous misinterpretation of the former English letter þ, called "thorn".

My grandmother and her sister were named Muriel and Hortense.

Alternatively, from Winnifred. At least Gwendolyn doesn't suck.

They were all invented. Some of the inventions were just dumber than others. Like Madison, for a girl, which comes from Daryl Hannah's mermaid character in Splash! who had no name and grabbed it from the nearby street sign in NYC.

That's why I use at least 8 characters including at least one capital letter - not in the first position, one number, and one punctuation mark - not in the last position, and verify that there are no obvious correspondences like 6 = b or 4 = h.

You put a field identifier into your set of items for that field in your archaic mainframe's 1960s programming language and you'll get what you deserve.

There were pictures in my high school yearbook of the massive crowds of Michaels and Michelles. But the accumulated Jennifers could be seen from orbit.

But the Italian uncle who named his brother's daughter Daniece and son Danephew, that's real, right?