bowlweevils--disqus
bowlweevils
bowlweevils--disqus

I thought it was a douche bag gentrification of Cersei for hipsters who want to pretend they're too good for TV.

So you're ok if I use that? Almost Literally Anything Else Weevils?

I bought a bag of baby carrots that were somehow endorsed by Darth Vader. Apparently, Vader's presence makes children consume orange crunch sticks.

Similarly inspired by Star Wars, I went with Hermie Oodle for the boy, and Princess Leia in Jabba the Hutt's Slave Outfit for the girl.

I'm in Boston. The rivers are for rich people's sailboats, not van-houses.

We don't say bad things about TV in this house!

I read a research article by a psychologist who decided to investigate this general subject - the prevalence of spontaneous intrusive recollections of songs - because she never ever experienced it and was surprised when other people revealed to her that such things happen to them frequently.

That's kinda the impression that I got: it was "realistic" at an "awesome vehicles of war" level, like Star Wars, but not so much of a "this plot and these actions make sense" thing.

Read the credits to Mad Max: Furry Road.

sorry. replace Alien 3 with Resurrection. Alien 3 is entirely a propaganda film created by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. You gotta make it seem like the people who know too much are dumped on a prison planet to die to placate the jittery shareholders.

No need for friends! I saw it in the theater when I was 12 with my great-aunt (who had a policy of refusing to disclose her age since before I was born, but let's consider that her brother was born in 1916).

Welcome to Mega-City One: 33 days since our last apocaly…0 days since our…2 minutes since *vaporized by Klegg mercenaries working for Judge Death who was let free from his alternate universe by Sov-City 1*

I sleep with my Event Horizon dvd clutched between my grubby paws every night.

A revolving horror show of Billy Joel songs. Pretty much the entire damn album, The Stranger. It's what you get from being from Long Island.

The Apprentice: White House. Queasy is the best I ever feel these days.

I recall it being on WPIX at 6am. Which required me to get up early to watch it, then go back to sleep for half an hour, and then get up for school.

Sorry, but medical issues have led my relocation to a Massachusetts district where the incumbent democrat runs unopposed. Rent is high, but that's usually how it is when you want government to be about doing something rather than not doing anything.

Cereal aisle is not surprised.

THANK YOU FOR THE HELPFUL INFORMATION! NOW I CAN TRAVEL BACK IN TIME TO HEAL MY KID ICARUS CARTRIDGE FROM MY OWN BLACK DRAGON'S BREATH WEAPON MOUTH! DAMN EGGPLANTS!

There are two Crashes? That explains a lot!