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the music was mildly aggravating, but on the whole, perfrectly cromulent.

That's what my mom writes in her birthday card to me every year!

Someone else probably mentioned this already. But I can't believe this article did not discuss the Ur-Ask for More of Show: Star Trek.

How do you think they gets their moneys?

No. Try going to the suburbs of NYC in any state, and you will find that Bon Jovi is a plague upon the entire northeast.

True. But every time I've been to California, Elton John has been inescapable. At least in the southern sprawl on the side of the freeway where the white peoples live.

No. Billy Joel is never never never the better choice. Never.
Never.

GnR were never hair metal. Axl did the hairspray thing for one video as a joke, and didn't after that.

Holy Fucking Jesus Kristallnacht! A Hate Song article where I know both the hated song and the hater!

I did not come to AV Club to be fair, sir. I remain surly and dissatisfied.

All this math talk is getting me NP-Hard!!!

I think you mean 1, e, π, 0, 2, and sometimes ϕ.

You forgot to ask about the impact of the Nostalgia Effect and the Recency Bias, and how they play out with regard to any changes in the population of reviewers under consideration.

First, "First Blood Part Two" is just too unbearably obnoxiously wanna-be serious to contemplate watching, especially when joined with a colon.

right on. raw scores don't statistically prove shit.

Too cold for snark = cold enough to hit things with snow shovels and window scrapers.

This is the first I've ever heard about Saving Silverman not being reasonably good.

Can we get some confidence intervals here? SD at least?

I watched that girl do things with those cups and it totally wasn't anywhere near what I expected from all the rumors.