That's right about when my brain refused to let my eyes focus on the review, but it was more due to the parade of Capital Letter Critters in feudalesque bondage gear.

Whoah there, Mr Fancypants! And here I was thinking someone had the spellcheck turned off. So Louis C.K. isn't a mustelid, right?

Louis C.K.: Credit-Font Borrower. That's an epithet that will nag at your coattails like the icy skeletal hand of Woody Allen.

Yes, we have to face the facts: comic book movies are not made for people who like comic books, or who used to like comic books, at least those who don't like arguing over deviations in superpowers or costumes between different renditions of a character.

superhero movies. couldn't wait to see them in a plausible form in the 1980s, got a few, became tiresome due to multiple "reboots" resulting in seeing a huge chunk of a film being another version of the origin story for people who didn't already know it from the comic books.

"I remember seeing this movie, annoyed at it all, at Depp's act, at the
dragging time, the insane plot and such, hating the potential lost…"

Unfortunately impossible. I've been to Amsterdam 6 times. It simply cannot be done.

I was on some pretty strong hallucinogens at the time, which is really the only way to see HP movies if you're an adult who doesn't think it's fun to read children's literature, but whatever Harry Potter movie had that wall of moving kitten pictures - that was awesome.

i can't believe i watched that.

Mine change over time.

Not true!

I used to be a hipster, but then they changed what hipster was, and now what
I am isn't a hipster. And what is a hipster seems weird and scary to me.

I'm almost 40, work at home, haven't listened to the radio or any other form of not-in-my-control music playing system for years. I got no idea who those people are.
Last album I bought was from 1970. Cold Fact, Sixto Rodriguez. Everyone should go listen to it now.

You all know that they leave people out so you all will have something to chatter about, don't you?

What I have found interesting as a big fan of David Bowie is that the "Berlin period" and its supposed generally accepted awesomeness is a myth.

I do not know the answer to the Theseus's Paradox. But I do know that, of all the variations, John Locke's "favorite sock with a hole in it" version makes me sad.

Got me through those Star Wars movies and assorted other films that I can't remember. Not remembering those Star Wars movie is a gift you have to experience to appreciate.

No, the fat ass customer is getting more french fries and soda. That's what the fat ass customer wants. The fact that he's paying a price he's happy with that also makes the dealer of those fries and soda happy as well is The Magic of Capitalism.

Just think if they could serve us booze instead of me having to sneak it in.

Dude, everything that's in an industrial sized container has mouse poop in it. And everything passes through an industrial sized container at some point between wherever it came from and your mouth.
Now your liquids, you're thinking they'll drown a mouse. Sure they will. But dead critters let the stuff inside them ooze…