Lawyers don't make the mess.

It's 'nipslip'. First time it was ever used. Cthulhu was so embarrassed he hid under the sea for, well, he's still down there.

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus It is tough to claim fair use for parody when you are a popular television show produced by a giant corporation.

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus It is tough to claim fair use for parody when you are a popular television show produced by a giant corporation.

Hey there, copyright lawyers only do what their corporate overlords tell them to do. They're not exactly running around filing lawsuits over music rights for free. The missing music is because Giant Music Conglomerate wants more than Giant Television Conglomerate is willing to pay.

Well then, next time you're playing D&D, try being a Philosopher and see how long you last. Your merry band of adventurers will feed you to the orcs faster than they would an obnoxious bard.

Those video sections introduced me to many bands that never got played on the regular MTV that I am now a fan of.

I believe they should be in outer space, at a distance of however many light-years since the year they were broadcast.

True, perhaps, no one damned cares. But when the Rapture comes, I want to be holding my copy of Hitler's SS: Portrait in Evil when I am whooshed up to heaven.

I saw that turd in the theater.

Island of the Bears for the French impaired.

I still have my broken laptops from the 90s in the futile belief that one day I will get my old porn collections off of those hard drives.

No need to take out his rage on an innocent Sectaur though. As a fellow insect I am scared and angry…I am sangry…SANGRY!!

Nerp. Opening the second page of this Inventory and seeing Amy Harkonnen's face again is.

The day after my mother's second marriage, my brother and I woke up with a desire for more of the tasty MGD from the keg that was my wedding present to her…well, split up with the 7 friends of mine who also showed up.

No, I was going for the so-close-to-it that-I-am-going-to-call-it-a-fact.

Al ain't all squeaky clean. My friend Melissa dated him for a while, when she was 18 and he was on the downhill side of the 30s.

Al ain't all squeaky clean. My friend Melissa dated him for a while, when she was 18 and he was on the downhill side of the 30s.

My brain is angry at my eyes for making it aware of this, this thing.

Jesus H Crystalnacht! If I wanted this crap I'd be poking around the comment sections at The Nation.