Jesus H Crystalnacht! If I wanted this crap I'd be poking around the comment sections at The Nation.

No.

I lived a building away from Subterranean, packing it is not much of a challenge. It's a bar with an upstairs. And it's smack in the main intersection of Wicker Park. Seen bigger crowds for Mephiskapheles at frat parties. Not good frat parties either.

Boyz n the Hood

Boyz n the Hood

i can't be the only one thinking that a certain other starships song would be awesome crammed somewhere in this barfbag of holding.

i can't be the only one thinking that a certain other starships song would be awesome crammed somewhere in this barfbag of holding.

@avclub-59ef0ec37acf97d349b2195aaba30bb2:disqus  It's the car from Dukes of Hazzard

@avclub-59ef0ec37acf97d349b2195aaba30bb2:disqus  It's the car from Dukes of Hazzard

I had a filter, but it got stuck in the crack between the Kurt Cobain suicide jokes and the Anne Frank zingers I just read in some other comments sections of the AV Club tonight, and I can't reach it because some zombified little girl ate my fingers.

I had a filter, but it got stuck in the crack between the Kurt Cobain suicide jokes and the Anne Frank zingers I just read in some other comments sections of the AV Club tonight, and I can't reach it because some zombified little girl ate my fingers.

an old woman with half-bald, half-lank, long hair is nastier

an old woman with half-bald, half-lank, long hair is nastier

yeah. that made my brain feel bad.

yeah. that made my brain feel bad.

Sorry, you'll have to wait a while before the bad covers of Killers filler songs come round the bend.

Sorry, you'll have to wait a while before the bad covers of Killers filler songs come round the bend.

It's kind of good with the sound off.

It's kind of good with the sound off.

I have not seen the film, and am prepared to believe that it is reasonably well worth a watch. But the sniping began when they decided to call the movie "John Carter" because it was so ridiculously bland and confusable with other film titles that it suggested that whoever was making it had no sense of how recognizable…