Earthworm Jim FTW! Invertebrates gotta stick together.

Howard Stern with boobies.

i enjoy entourage, but then i am just an insect-flavored breakfast cereal, we both stay crunchy in milk.

That video made my ears stab my eyes. Where's a Tuvan Throat-Singer when you need one?

did it really take this long?

Winnebagels. Just don't eat them anywhere between the Appalachians and Pomona.

deliscious is what happens when you stock too much headcheese.

Thanks elim, I still have nightmares about the Muppet Show episode guest-starring Alice Cooper. Now Jim Morrison's bloated corpse is going to join the jamboree of the damned.

for every comment about Belgium, a piss-spraying cherub dies of boredom.

Otto Mann is still the wind beneath my wings, but Ween deserve a "heh".

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This insect-flavored breakfast treat was recently watching a documentary about safaris in the Serengeti wherein a Dutch woman with the name of Tijts Pee was interviewed on the topic of lion sex. No shenanigans, it really happened.

Full of Hate
This insect has failed to make it through this film for the second time. Is Poppy supposed to be mentally challenged? Is that why she cuts her own hair and dresses like she got raped by a Debbie Gibson video? She is so damn solipsistic and obnoxious I would rather have a dinner date with Baron Harkonnen…

yes, i am always in the market for whole or partial monkeys. how many monkeys? live monkeys or dead monkeys or zombie monkeys?

Still.. why pay extra money for something you're just going to throw away anyway?

so "historical consulting" is the new phrase for going pro on an old man?

Yes, but until you have consumed a human heart, you cannot view it.

In fact, there are many masturbatory aids that are intolerable. Demin Huggies, Penn & Teller, and Street Hamsters are all examples.

Thinking only gets you trouble, and is not recommended for humans or other small mammals.

Silly Tarkovskys former AD, gays don't seek Providence, they seek Provincetown.